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Season 1 - American Dad Quotes

Pilot - American Dad
Threat Levels
Stan Knows Best
Francine's Flashback
Roger Codger
Homeland Insecurity
Deacon Stan Jesus Man
Bullocks to Stan
A Smith in the Hand
All About Steve
Con Heir
Stan of Arabia Part 1
Stan of Arabia Part 2
Stannie Get Your Gun
Star Trek
Not Particularly Desperate Housewives
Rough Trade
Finances With Wolves
It's Good To Be The Queen
Roger N' Me
Helping HandIs
With Friends Like Steve's
Tears Of A Clooney

Season 2 - American Dad Quotes

Camp Refoogee
The American Dad After School Special
Failure is Not a Factory-installed Option
Lincoln Lover
Dungeons and Wagons
Iced, Iced Babies
Of Ice and Men
Irregarding Steve
The Best Christmas Story Never
Four Little Words
When a Stan Loves a Woman
I Can't Stan You
The Magnificent Steven
Joint Custody

Season 3 - American Dad Quotes

The Vacation Goo
Meter Made
Dope & Faith
Big Trouble in Little Langley
Haylias
The 42-Year-Old Virgin
Surro-Gate
The Most Adequate Christmas Ever
Frannie 911
Tearjerker
Oedipal Panties
Widowmaker
Red October Sky
Office Spaceman
Stany Slickers 2 The Legend of Ollie's Gold
Spring Break-Up

Season 4 - American Dad Quotes

1600 Candles
The One That Got Away
One Little Word
Choosy Wives Choose Smith
Escape From Pearl Bailey
Pulling Double Booty
Phantom of the Telethon
Chimdale

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
"This 6th installment of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series does not disappoint. Harry and the gang are back at Hogwarts for yet another year. Harry is getting taller, Ron Weasley is becoming broad in the shoulders and Hermione Granger is showing curves in all the right places..." review of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Public Enemies
"This is a very enjoyable movie if you can get past the violence. The acting is superb with the minor exception of Christian Bale's annoying accent. Johnny Depp does it again! Just when I think he can not get any better he goes ahead and tops himself..." review of Public Enemies

Julie & Julia
"How can you top a story combining the best actress of our time with the culinary talents of one of the best cooks of the ages? What a treat to watch Streep go through her paces as she literally becomes Julia Child..." review of Julie & Julia

Angels & Demons
"If you enjoyed The Da Vinci Code you will undoubtedly enjoy this one. The film is visually pleasing with all of the shots of Rome and all that this city has to offer. It is also entertaining to see the inner workings of the Church..." review of Angels & Demons

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
"It offers action galore and a plethora of new weapons and gadgets and one accessory I would love to have, an accelerator suit! Wow! All in all, I would say that this is a 'must see' for sci-fi fans and fans of the action genre. I loved it and will probably see it again before it leaves the theaters..." review of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
"The movie is fast paced and very tense. The frenetic sound track and in your face filming all add to the excitement and tension generated by this movie. I enjoyed it just as I have enjoyed all of the movies of Denzel Washington and John Travolta..." review of The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

Star Trek
"All is well in Fatwayne's universe - Star Trek is back! And boy, it's back in a big way! I saw it today in the IMAX format and was totally blown away. I am certain that the success of this movie will spur sequels. If the films to come are anywhere near as enjoyable as this on was, we will be watching Star Trek for many years to come..." review of Star Trek

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