(on the phone with the Mayo Clinic, when the operator breaks in: 'Excuse me, Captain Oveur, but I have an emergency call on line 5 from a Mr. Hamm.') "Alright, give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo." - Captain Oveur, Airplane
(to a little boy) "Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?" - Captain Oveur, Airplane
(Roger: 'We have clearance, Clarence.') "Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?" - Captain Oveur, Airplane
(to a little boy) "You ever seen a grown man naked?" - Captain Oveur, Airplane