Read our Review of Adventureland
(to James while orienting him in his new job) "If someone wins a giant assed panda on your watch you should just go home cause you're fired, OK?" - Joel, Adventureland
(to James continuing his orientation) "You get a five minute bathroom break every two hours. I recommend saving a few of those up in case you have to go number two." - Joel, Adventureland
(to James) "Look, I can't abide the humiliation of you seeing the inside of my house with the vile plastic slip covers, the bad paintings. It's really nasty." - Joel, Adventureland