(Chick: 'Oh relax. Now that we've seen the last of Dracula, the Wolf Man, and the Monster, there's nobody to frighten us anymore.') "Oh, that's too bad. I was hoping to get in on the excitement. (Chick: 'Who said that?') Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the Invisible Man."
- Invisible Man,
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
"Well, that's gonna cost you overtime because I'm a union man and I work only sixteen hours a day. (McDougal: 'A union man only works eight hours a day.') I belong to two unions."
- Wilbur Grey,
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
"And another thing Mr. Chick Young! The next time I tell you that I saw something when I saw it, you believe me that I saw it!"
- Wilbur Grey,
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
(Chick: 'I know there's no such person as Dracula. You know there's no such person as Dracula.') "But does Dracula know it?"
- Wilbur Grey,
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
(Chick: 'Get up on your feet. It's only a dummy.') "Dummy nothin'. It was smart enough to scare me."
- Wilbur Grey,
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
(Chick: 'You're making enough noise to wake up the dead!') "I don't have to wake him up. He's up."
- Wilbur Grey,
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
(Chick: 'People pay McDougal cash to come in here and get scared.') "I'm cheatin' him. I'm gettin' scared for nothin'."
- Wilbur Grey,
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
(Chick: 'I'm going out to get the other crate. And no back talk!') "I've got just two words to say to you. (Chick: 'What is that?') Hurry back."
- Wilbur Grey,
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
(Chick: 'I don't get it. Out of all the guys around here that classy dish has to pick out a guy like you.') "What's wrong with that? (Chick: 'Go look at yourself in the mirror sometime.') Why should I hurt my own feelings?"
- Wilbur Grey,
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
(Joan Raymond: 'Oh Wilbur, can't we both come along too?') "Yes, mon amour. That's Spanish. (Chick: 'That's French.') How do you like that, I speak French too."
- Wilbur Grey,
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
(Larry Talbot: 'You don't understand. Every night when the moon is full, I turn into a wolf.') "You and twenty million other guys."
- Wilbur Grey,
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein