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(continuing to find out why Mike is 17 again) "Are you now or have you ever been a Norse God, Vampire or a time traveling cyborg?" - Ned Gold, 17 Again
(as he and Mike fight with toy light sabers) "Ah, an elegant weapon from a more civilized time." - Ned Gold, 17 Again
(trying to find out why Mike is 17 again) "Were you at any point shot with a gamma ray?" - Ned Gold, 17 Again
(when first meeting principal Jane Masterson after shaking hands) "I think our hands just made a baby." - Ned Gold, 17 Again
(to Jane Masterson) "Before we get started I think you should know that Mark's a bastard. I had him out of wedlock so I'm single and I'm very rich." - Ned Gold, 17 Again
(presenting his credentials to the Judge when asked if he is an attorney) "I believe the law degree in my pocket says so. Yes and it's a little bit smeared because I sat on it in the car and not because I printed it out recently." - Ned Gold, 17 Again
(when countering Jane's argument that she can't be seen dating parents of students) "Jane, how can you be seen with me when I'm wearing a cloak of invisibility?" - Ned Gold, 17 Again